By The Poet Warrior
Note: Not all White Sikhs are followers of the Yogi Bhajan 3H0 RSS cult. This article is not meant to refer to these genuine Sikhs.
A Brief Description Of Kundalini Yoga
Alan Watts, a counter-culture guru gives a brief description of Tantra and Kundalini Yoga:
“…at the base of the spine is the sleeping serpent kundalini coiled around a phallus, this represents ‘involution’ to be absolutely involved. The sex symbol is used because sex stands for, symbolically, complete involvement. When you have gotten in, the trick is to get out.
The process of yoga is represented by waking up the serpent, who is under the sleep of maya, captivated by illusion, thinking the world really exists, you have lost sight of the eternal now……..”
Take a good, hard look at the poster.
There is going to be a big shindig in Rishikish, India where White Yogi Bhajan Cultists who have given themselves the surname of “Khalsa” will play a leading role in performing Shiv Shakti Pooja (worship) and Kundalini Yoga. A lot of so called White Sikhs will be shaking their booty around the sacred fire in Rishikesh. Or as I will explain later, it is much more likely that Yogi Bhajan 3HO cult members will be shaking their booty around the sacred penis of Lord Shiva.
This is what Gursant Singh has said about this matter (http://media.causes.com/1048229?s=cause):
This shiva-shakti worship by 3HOers is getting much worse! I can’t believe this flyer advertising an anti Sikh event which pictures a huge statue of shiva depicted between Yogi Bhajan wanna be’s; Gurmukh Kaur, Guru Dev Singh (Sat Nam Rasayan Healer), Guru Singh, and Snatam Kaur, world famous 3HO singer. What rubbish! These Yogi Bhajan 3HOers go too far now with their shiva-shakti yoga workshops! “Experience transformation as we cross the threshold into the Aquarian Age Join Gurmukh, Guru Dev Singh (Sat Nam Rasayan Healer), Guru Singh, and Snatam Kaur, along with all your brothers and sisters from around the world to celebrate the dawning of the Aquarian Age in Rishikesh, India ~ a 7-day celebration of music and Kundalini Yoga on the holy banks of the Mother Ganga. For 13,000 years we have awaited this time. http://www.11-11-11yoga.com/index.html Write Sikhnet and Gurumustak Singh everyday and inform them that Sikhs do not do these things! http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1991077935978&set=a.1566779288777.73727.1214270541&theater#!/sikhnet http://www.facebook.com/mrsikhnet
Actually, the hindu god Shiva is typically represented as a black phallus (lingam) statue . Here is what Wikipedia says about the penis of Lord (God) Shiva:
The Lingam (also, Linga, Ling, Shiva linga, Shiv ling, Sanskrit लिङ्गं liṅgaṃ, meaning “mark” or “sign”) is a representation of the Hindu deity Shiva used for worship in temples. The Lingam has also been considered a symbol of male creative energy or of the phallus. The lingam is often represented with the Yoni, a symbol of the goddess or of Shakti, female creative energy. The union of lingam and yoni represents the “indivisible two-in-oneness of male and female,
Females are encouraged to do Lord Shiva Pooja (worship):
This video shows lingam (penis) worship going on at the Kudavul Temple in South India.
So what have here is a bunch of Yogi Bhajan White Sikhs who are going to Rishikesh India to perform Shiv Shakti Pooja. Let me translate this for you, Shiv means Lord Shiva (one of the hindu incarnations of God), Pooja means worship and Shakti means literally power. They are going to be worshipping the power of Lord Shiva. Now look at the photographs above and figure out what is the power of Lord Shiva. Shakti refers to the lingam of Lord Shiva which is the power. The penis of Lord Shiva is the power; that is why Lord Shiva is represented as a penis. Of course since over one billion people in India are illiterate, it makes perfect sense to worship a penis.
White Females And Feminized Males
Of course, the obvious question also arises. Why do White Females and Feminized White Males have to go to India to perform penis worship? Can’t they get the same in the U.S.A.?
This 3H0 White Sikh Site encourages Lord Shiva Penis worship, Kundalini Yoga and so forth: http://mydakini.blogspot.com/2008/02/lingam-massage-and-ritual.html
What is so particularly odious about this Shiva Shakti Worship event is that these obnoxious creatures have mis-appropriated the Sikh name, Turban and insignia and thus created the impression that Sikhs actually indulge in these cheap bastardized penis worship theatrical performances. Notice that these fake Sikhs are standing with prayerful hands before a statute of the Hindu God Shiva.They are giving the Sikh Quom a very bad name.
It is Rishikesh, Not Amritsar
This shindig is to be held in Rishikesh in India. Rishikesh is one of the most important pilgrimage centers of the hindu religion. The ostensible purpose of this celebration is to usher in the Aquarian Age. In the Aquarian Age all of mankind will be vibrating at a single frequency and there will be total peace and harmony. OK, start humming. Mainstream Sikhs have no knowledge about the Aquarian Age. It is an outlandish Yogi Bhajan invention that the Bhajan Borg Religious Priests are new age prophets who will lead humanity to a new Heaven. What a ridiculous fairy tale.
Sikhism explicitly disavows prophecy, magic healing, asceticism, renunciation, yoga, Kundalini Sex Yoga, the concept of Yug and so forth.
Notice that this White Shindig is going to be held in Rishikesh and not the Holy Sikh City of Amritsar. The reason for this is very simple. It these artful knaves were to try to host this event in Amritsar; there would be fireworks and probably bloodshed. There are a lot of hotheads in Amritsar and not only do they know the precepts of the Sikh Religion very well, but they are very hostile to freak shows. They are staying away from Amritsar which is a very wise decision.
Sikhs are beginning to feel that they have ceded too much ground.
Note: A maiden washes a symbolic penis with milk. This postcard above extols the virtues of penis worship by females.
What About Female Rights?
Any religion which creates an institution of penis worship cannot have a benign view about females. This is manifestly true about Hinduism. Here is a brief checklist:
- females cannot be priests
- Until the 1935, females could not enter a Hindu Temple
- Menstruating females are unclean and must be kept secluded.
- Widows cannot remarry
- Sati the custom of burning wives on their husband’s funeral pyre was prevalent until the English stopped the practise
So here we have spectacle of nominal White Sikh Females upholding a religious system, which to put it mildly, is grossly inegalitarian and has been practising discrimination against females since time immemorial . But it is all about making money; the last consideration for White Yogi Bhajan Sikhs is to uphold the virtue of the Sikh Religion.
Follow The Money, Honey
There is a vast collective business enterprise tied to the use of the surname Khalsa by the Yogi Bhajan RSS Cult. These enterprises include Kundalini yoga lessons, pretty websites that pump up Sikhs in order to solicit donations, jewelery web enterprises, websites that promote astrology, numerology and other occult practises and so on and on. The financial empire is worth over two billion dollars (as indicated by on-going litigation in Eugene, Oregon pertaining to the division of the empire).
This financial empire is based on deceit. fraud and a complete misrepresentation of the Sikh Religion. It easily falls under the provisions of the RICO anti-racketeering statute. Fundamental to the promotion of these enterprises is the propaganda that the purveyors of these products have secret and mystical knowledge. This aura of secret and mystical knowledge is packaged by these White Sikhs giving themselves the name Khalsa, wearing turbans and so forth. This nicely dovetails into the false Occidental perception of Indians having mystical knowledge.
Actually most of the White Sikh “Khalsas” have never taken the Sikh baptism, do not know the Punjabi language, do not associate with Punjabi Sikhs and have never been to the Punjab. Furthermore they have not performed a legal name change and use their English name and “Sikh” name as the occasion suits them. In other words, they use their “Khalsa” name as a stage name to milk the Sikh religion for money. Next time you meet a White Sikh who calls himself Khalsa, ask for his name change certificate. This is why they are knaves and charlatans. But beyond this they are hypocrites of the highest magnitude because they do not follow the religion that they profess to adhere to. These facts are something which should make every true Sikh consterned in the extreme. What they are doing is destroying the faith of Sikhs in their religion. And they are doing it for the vilest of reasons: money. The day the money dries up they will take flight like an army of locusts to the next cornfield.
Taranjeet Singh says (http://media.causes.com/1048229?s=cause):
TO BREAK A VERY BIG MOUNTAIN WE HAVE TO BREAK IT A LITTLE EVERYDAY . THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING . DOING HINDU KRIYAS TO MAKE THE WORLD KNOW THAT SIKHISM AND HINDUISM ARE NOT DIFFERENT . PEOPLE WILL NOT DIFFRENTIATE BETWEEN OUR RELIGION AND HINDUISM AND WILL THINK THAT OUR RELIGION COMES UNDER HINDUISM . AND OUR RELIGION WILL STAND NOWHERE. DRUGS IS THE ONLY WAY AND THE EASIEST WAY TO DESTROY A PERSONS LIFE . THIS IS WHAT THEY DID IN THE PUNJAB .
Respected Guru Gobind Singh:
ਮਨਮ ਕੁਸ਼ਤਨਮ ਕੋਹੀਯਾਂ ਬੁਤ ਪਰਸਤ ॥
ਕਿ ਓ ਬੁਤ ਪਰਸਤੰਦੁ ਮਨ ਬੁਤ ਸ਼ਿਕਸਤ ॥95॥
I have killed hill Rajas (kings) who are bent on mischief. They are stone idol worshippers, I break idols and I worship the one Lord.
(Zafarnama, Guru Gobind Singh Ji)
Zafarnama (Persian) : Epistle Of Victory
Gursant Singh On The Yogi Bhajan RSS Cult
Gursant Singh also has the following observation:
Wahe Guru Ji Ka Khalsa Wahe Guru Ji Ki Fateh! Most Bhajanistas (Yogi Bhajan followers), having never studied Sikhi other than the Yogi Bhajan version and never lived with Punjabi Sikhs, so 3HOers just don’t get it. That’s why it’s so easy for white western Sikhs to do these tantra/kundalini crazy things. I suspect they really don’t understand. And even if they did their attitude would probably be “well, it’s time for those idiot Punjabis to get over it. After all we are all one in the big universal love”. 3HOers are playing with the Sikh faith like spoiled children with their drug induced hippie roots.
When I was part of 3HO, I was always disturbed that Yogi Bhajan and now his followers had no respect for those true Sikhs in Punjab who allowed themselves to be martyred for the sake of preserving Sikhi. This includes very much all those murdered by the Indian governement and Indira Gandhi during and after 1984. 3HOers hold on a pedestal the importance of their perceived 5,000 year old fantasy history of Yogi Bhajan’s Kundalini and tantric yoga while degrading our Sikh brothers and sisters who gave their lives and blood to preserve the Khalsa in its true form. True Sikhs follow the Siri Guru Granth Sahib and not some crazy snake yoga or dreamy fantasy relationship with their mahan tantric, Yogi Bhajan!
To Punjabi Sikhs, and even to converts like me who have lived in India with true Sikhs, this is a VERY serious issue that cannot be censored or laughed off by spoiled 3HO children!
Respected Guru Gobind Singh On Idolatry
Here is the condemnation of Idol Worship by Guru Gobind Singh Ji (extracts from various passages):
ਕਾਹੂ ਲੈ ਪਾਹਨ ਪੂਜ ਧਰਯੋ ਸਿਰ ਕਾਹੂ ਲੈ ਲਿੰਗ ਗਰੇ ਲਟਕਾਇਓ ॥
Someone worships stone and places it on his head. Someone hangs the phallus (lingam) from his neck. .(pg.42)
ਕੋਉ ਬੁਤਾਨ ਕੋ ਪੂਜਤ ਹੈ ਪਸੁ ਕੋਉ ਮ੍ਰਿਤਾਨ ਕੋ ਪੂਜਨ ਧਾਇਓ ॥
Some fools worship idols and some go to worship the dead. (pg.42)
ਪਾਇ ਪਰੋ ਪਰਮੇਸਰ ਕੇ ਜੜ ਪਾਹਨ ਮੈਂ ਪਰਮੇਸਰ ਨਾਹੀ ॥੯੯॥
O fool! Fall at the feet of Lord-God, The Lord is not within the stone-idols.99.(pg.111)
ਤੇ ਭੀ ਬਸਿ ਮਮਤਾ ਹੁਇ ਗਏ ॥ਪਰਮੇਸਰ ਪਾਹਨ ਠਹਿਰਏ ॥੧੩॥
THEY were also overpowered by ‘mineness’ and exhibited the Lord in statues. 13. .(pg.134)
ਪਾਹਨ ਪੁਜੈ ਹੈ ਏਕ ਨ ਧਿਐ ਹੈ ਮਤ ਕੇ ਅਧਕ ਅਧੇਰਾ ॥ਅੰਮ੍ਰਿਤ ਕਹੁ ਤਜਿ ਹੈ ਬਿਖ ਕਹੁ ਭਜਿ ਹੈ ਸਾਝਹਿ ਕਹਹਿ ਸਵੈਰਾ ॥
Worshiping stones, they will not meditate on the One Lord; there will be the prevalence of darkness of many sects; leaving the ambrosia they will desire for poison, and they will name the evening time as early-morning; .(pg.1142) (eg hindus and christians)
ਤਾਸ ਕਿਉ ਨ ਪਛਾਨਹੀ ਜੋ ਹੋਹਿ ਹੈ ਅਬ ਹੈ ॥ਨਿਹਫਲ ਕਾਹੇ ਭਜਤ ਪਾਹਨ ਤੋਹਿ ਕਛੁ ਫਲਿ ਦੈ ॥
Why do you not pray to him, who will be there in the future and who is here in the present? You are worshipping stones uselessly; what will you gain by this worship? (pg. 1289)
ਅੱਛਤ ਧੂਪ ਦੀਪ ਅਰਪਤ ਹੈ ਪਾਹਨ ਕਛੂ ਨ ਖੈ ਹੈ ॥
Rice, incense and lamps are offered, but the stones do not eat anything. (pg.1349)
It is well known that the Sikh Religion explicitly forbids Yoga or other esoteric practises. According to Sikhism these practises have no spiritual value. Sikhism also prohibits chanting magical matras and other hocus pocus. Magical mantras is one of the things that 3H0 Sikhs sell.
Stop These Enemies of Sikhism
You can read more about Gurmukh Kaur Khalsa here : The White Sikh Heretics : The Corrupt Idolators
The picture above shows Gurmukh Kaur Khalsa and other 3H0/Sikhnet White Sikhs performing Hindu fire worship (Homa) by the banks of the Ganges river. Homa is is explicitly forbidden by the Sikh Religion. I really do not give a tinkers damn that these horrid and imbecilic hypocrites perform this ritual. But they must renounce Sikhism if they want to engage in this freak show. This fire worship is all about mystification and fooling people. The reader should be aware that these types of ceremonies are completely rejected by Sikhism. This is NOT the way to enlightenment. This is a path of utter darkness and despair. Only people who are completely lost and bewildered participate in this type of mindless mystification. Invariably the goal of religious mystification is money. Sikhs do not believe in using religion to make money. This is not considered honest labour (dasaan nauhaan di kamayie).
This picture also amply demonstrates that 3H0 Yogi Bhajan White Sikhs do not give a bloody damn that they are interfering with the conscience of Sikhs who devoutly follow the Sikh Religion. They are not interested in the Sikh Religion, they are going to do whatever suits them. Therefore devout Sikhs better get used to them. The next thing to expect is 3H0/Sikhnet Sikhs smoking cigarettes. Devout Sikhs better get used to 3H0 Khalsa Sikhs smoking cigarettes, worshiping at Hindu Temples, performing homosexual marriages in Gurdwaras and introducing your teenage daughters to speed dating. You Punjabi Sikhs better get used to it because these people have an agenda for Sikhism and they intend to intend to shove this agenda down your throats. They think you are a bunch of stupid, ice cream Sikhs and they have no respect for you. The last thing they want is to talk to you or have you explain Sikhism to them.
You can follow the shenanigans of Gurmukh Kaur Khalsa at this link: The White Sikh Heretics: The Corrupt Idolators
Boycott Sikhnet And The Yogi Bhajan RSS White Sikh Cult
With regard to the fire pooja picture above, Gursant Singh wrote:
Stop these enemies of Sikhism! Write Sikhnet and Gurumustak Singh(Mr. Sikhnet) and insist they write an article denouncing these fake Sikhs.
Of course Gurmustuck won’t write such such an article. Gursant Singh further writes:
Sikhnet supports this Hindu puja rubbish:”These sacred Aquarian Sadhana mantras were recorded live by Sat Jot Singh in November 2009 during the amrit vela hours of the first ever Kundalini Yoga Teacher Training to be held in Rishikesh, India…facilitated by Gurmukh Kaur & Gurushabd Singh” http://www.sikhnet.com/album/live-rishikesh
This is a very serious matter and you should be prepared to do whatever is required to preserve the Sikh Religion. In particular you should boycott the Sikhnet website which is a propaganda mill for the Yogi Bhajan Sikh cult. Gursant Singh has repeatedly voiced concern that this website engages in censorship. Censorship of thought and ideas is odious and something which enlightened people do not engage in. Sikhnet censors anyone who challenges their weird interpretation of Sikhism. The website cultivates a deceptive persona and pretends to be an orthodox Sikh website. It is not.
Do not contribute a single cent to this website or any other related 3H0/Yogi Bhajan website.
Destroying The Sikh Identity
A well-known historical principle of Sikhism is that when a Sikh wears the Sikh Turban then he is representing not only himself but the entire Sikh nation (quom – pronounced as comm; quom means race and nation). For this reason he or she must always present himself to be off the utmost high calibre. By wearing the turban (and wearing it properly) he or she is duty bound to off the highest integrity, moral fortitude and most importantly courage. A true Sikh is never to shy away from the truth or act as a cowardly person. That is how the honorific appellation of Sardar or Sardarni is earned. But Yogi Bhajan fake White Sikhs are making a laughing stock out of the Sikh Nation. Educated and right thinking people recognize Shiv Shakti pooja for what it is: mindless, stupid and odious ritual. By shamelessly performing these rituals, these White Sikhs are bringing the entire Sikh Quom into ridicule and scorn. To summarize, Yogi Bhajan White Sikhs have no courage or moral fortitude at all. They are just a bunch of cowards, weasels, jackasses, charlatans, poseurs and bedwetters who are making a complete mockery out of the Sikh Religion and the Sikh Quom.
Wholesome Refreshment Time
During better times, Sikh soldiers swear allegiance to the Sri Guru Granth Sahib.
One Fine Aquarian Day With Guru Hanuman Singh Khalsa
A Medieval Play In Three Acts
Soliloquy: Verily, after all of the perfidy of charlatans and knaves marked heretofore; it it time for some noble Knight’s entertainment.
Guru Hanuman Singh Khalsa alighted onto the platform of the railway station at RishiKesh, India. It had been a long and tiring journey from Espanola, New Mexico.
Guru Hanuman Singh Khalsa was a devoted acolyte of Guru Yogi Bhajan. He had assiduously studied all of the audio-visual course materials of the late Grandmaster Of White Tantric Sexual Yoga. Only very special and promising initiates could set their ears to the highly secret recorded discourses of the departed Yogic Grandmaster. The thought crossed his mind that perhaps some of Yogi Bhajan’s video lectures had been withheld from him. He quickly dismissed the errant thought. Guru Hunuman felt Happy, Healthy and Holy. He had just taken a course in Gong Therapy.
‘It did me a lot of good’, he mused. “It cost a lot of money, but it was worth it. One day, I will be teaching White Tantric Yoga, Gong Therapy, Numerology and the other secret Metaphysiks of Guru Yogi Bhajan”. “Who says that there is not a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. O’ Lucky Man! “, he chuckled to himself. Guru Hunuman Singh Khalsa was more than Happy, Healthy and Holy; he felt like a God. “Maybe I am a God”, he thought to himself. “After all this is India, the land of Gods. A fully enlightened man like me deserves to be a God”. He turned away from his thoughts and seeing a wizened old wayfarer passing by, said airily : ‘And a top O’ the mornin’ to you Guvnor’.
“Coolie, where is the Maha Devi (“Great Goddess”) Temple”.
A scrawny old man dressed in a red tunic pushed his way through the crowd and replied: “O Great Sahib, it is only a mile up the hill. I can take you there for 10 rupees”.
“Alright”, intoned Guru Hanuman. “but be quick, I am very tired”.
The coolie hoisted the heavy suitcase onto the top of his head and pushed through the crowd. Guru Hanuman followed him, taking in the bustling sights around him. The narrow street was lined with the colorful stalls of merchants. Everywhere hawkers were plying their trade in loud sonorous voices. “I hope this old man can make it up the hill, he looks as if he hasn’t eaten for five days”, Guru Hunuman thought to himself.
He turned to the labouring coolie and admonished him: “hurry up, hurry up, I am very tired”.
“Yes, Great Sahib”, panted the old man, as he struggled up the hill.
Guru Hunuman Singh Khalsa was in Rishikish to celebrate the dawn of the Aquarian Age. After 13,000 years, the Era of the Fish (pisces – christ the fisherman) was about to yield to the Age of Aquarius. According to the secret doctrine of Yogi Bhajan, in the Aquarian Age, White Sikh Yogi Bhajan Priests would lead humanity to a paradise on earth. White Sikhs from all across the world were gathering on the sacred grounds of Rishikesh to usher in the Aquarian Age; and assume their positions as founts of Aquarian wisdom; as rulers of this world. The world famous singer Snatchem Kaur was coming. The world famous numerologist, Guru AbraCadAbra Singh Khlasa would be here. Guru Fataey Singh Khalsa, the dour, self styled Singh Sahib was attending; even Guru Purbia Singh Khalsa the impetuous 26 year old know it all would be here. Guru MouseStuck Singh Khalsa the wily and cunning webmaster was coming.
“All of the important Khalsas of the world will be congregating at the Maha Devi Temple”, mused Guru Hunuman. “When I reach the temple, I’ll pay my respects to the Goddess and after a short rest in the temple ashram, I’ll see who has arrived”.
His mind wandered over his checklist: do a liberating fire pooja by the river, give a lecture on the Tantric Foundations Of Sikhism, hobnob with the Hindu High Priests and Popes in Rishikish, do a video on the importance of sacred mantra chants, give a lecture on the importance of having a personal guru; and finally give the ladies a demonstration of Yogi Bhajan Tantric Sex.
“It’s going to be busy but when I get back to Espanola, I am really going to get my head into some heavy duty Gong Intensives; it will do me good, purify my soul and body”, he languidly told himself.
“Hey Monkey! Wait Up!” The harsh and loud voice jarred Guru Hunuman Singh Khalsa from his reverie. He looked around.
“Hey Monkey God! wait for me”, the voice bellowed out again. Guru Hunuman looked behind him and down the hill. It was Guru Zorawar Singh Khalsa.
“Oh no, what is this pest doing here. I really hate him”, he thought to himself. “Don’t call me a monkey you have no right to”, he screamed back to Guru Zorawar Singh.
“Well, Hunuman is the Hindu Monkey God and a Guru is a person who leads his pupils from darkness (gu) to light (ru); so you are the monkey who will lead humanity from darkness to light”, bellowed Guru Zorawar as he quickened his pace to catch up with the Emperor of Monkeystan.
Guru Zorawar placed his arms around Guru Hunuman and remarked jovially: “Well how are the senoritas treating the greatest Tantric Sex fiend since the old charmer Yogi Bhajan”.
“I thought that you had been kicked out of Espanola and you membership was canceled in the 3H0. What are you doing here”, retorted Guru Hanuman Singh Khalsa.
“Well I am a real Sikh now, I have learned the Punjabi language and have read authentic Sikh History. I am just Zorawar Singh now; a humble Sikh of the Sikh Quom (race and nation). And buddy, I don’t wear white bedsheets anymore. You know, you guys are something else, masters of the rope a dope trick. But instead of a Thrilla in Manila there’s gonna be a Thrilla in Rishikesh. Remember what the Grandmaster Of Kundalini Tantric Sex Yoga used to say: fake it and you will make it. Sometimes I really miss the old galoot; he could charm the socks off a cobra”.
“You don’t know anything about Guru Yogi Bhajan and his teachings. You are full of duality. Enough of your maya. I give you my blessings. I will pray for you”, and then he added in a nervous tone, “Did you come here to spoil our fun?”
“Oh, I am here on a secret mission, but enough about me. Lets talk about more important things. So how are the mademoiselles treating the old dope fiend”, replied Zorawar Singh lightly.
“Enough of this frivolous chatter. I have important things on my mind. We 3H0 Sikhs have to fulfill Guru Yogi Bhajan’s mission. I’m going to be a personal guru and teach Sikhs about real Sikhism”, Guru Hunuman Singh Khalsa retorted.
“You have to be kidding. I thought that in Sikhism there can be no interlocutor between a Sikh and God. You say that you will be a personal guru but to me that is nothing more than a Sikh priest. It’s a faustian inversion of the Sikh religion! You guys take the cake!; you can’t speak Punjabi, you cannot read the Guru Granth Sahib but you are going to teach Sikhism. And if you had ever bothered to read some authentic Sikh history you would never be here in this place”, Zorawar Singh paused and then said, “Do you know what Milan Kundera said?”
“What?” said Guru Hanuman Singh Khalsa impatiently
“The first step in liquidating a people is to erase its memory. Destroy its books, its culture, its history. Then have somebody write new books, manufacture a new culture, invent a new history. Before long the nation will begin to forget what it is and what it was. The world around it will forget even faster. A nation cannot cross a desert of organized forgetting. The war against tyranny is the war against forgetting.”
“You were always an idiot and you always will be; that’s why you were booted out of the Sikh Dharma. You are talking like those insufferable Sikh Terrorists. Grow up. Kundalini Yoga is a technology; one cannot master this technology without a personal guru. Guru Nanak gave secret yogic knowledge to his son, Sri Chand; we are teaching this secret knowledge. This is the only way to liberate yourself. Why can’t you understand this, you numbskull“.
“You’ve banged your head against the gong once too often. You have gone completely ape!”, laughed Zorawar Singh. “Yoga never liberated anybody from anything; it is a false path with inevitably bad consequences. It is explicitly prohibited in Sikhism as a religious practise. Anyways all Yogi Bhajan ever did was have a rip roaring good time. He had an ego bigger than the Greek God Zeus. He collected a trunk full of jewelery and collected a coterie of suppliant honorary female secretaries. I have heard of an honorary Ph.D for distinguished service; but Honorary Secretary for distinguished service? Give me a break. I’ve got to hand it to the fat old cobra, he was a master of the rope a female dope trick”.
“Don’t insult Yogiji he is like a God to us”, Guru Hunuman Singh Khalsa shot back angrily.
“Man, your brain is fried; your circuits got crossed with too much ganja. You need mucho Gong Therapy. Look, Yoga has never solved any social problems and is not a prescription for righteous conduct. When Babur invaded India in 1490, the people went to the Yogis and asked for their assistance to resist the impending slaughter that awaited them. Babur, the grandson of Tamerlane, was in the direct blood line of Genghis Khan. He had a hostile animus against the hereditary, racial caste stratification of the Hindu religion. But the Yogis were cowards and replied : “We are healers, we are people of peace, we will shower our blessing on all of you. We will meditate and perform Yoga. Just go home and sit in peace. We will read sacred mantras and the invading forces will become blind”. If you have ever bothered to read the Sri Guru Granth Sahib then you will know that Guru Nanak records the cowardice of these yogis on page 417 of the Guru Granth Sahib : Koe Mughal Na Hoa Andha, Kiney Na Parcha Laiya. It means : No Mughal was blinded and none of their mantras worked. The Yogis were unable to engage in righteous conduct. What was the use of all their Yoga? The philosophy of Guru Nanak and Sikhi considers courage to be a highest virtue. Spirituality without courage is cowardice. Of what use is it being pious if one does not have the courage to speak out, to stand against injustice or to stand beside the weak, the oppressed and the needy? Valor and courage are the essence of Sikhi; it is the core of the Saint-Soldier creed of the Lord Of The Falcons, Guru Gobind Singh.
There was a thick silence. Then Zorawar Singh continued:
“When Gursant Singh was in the direst circumstances here and he desperately needed your assistance; where were all of you? You tucked your tails in between your hind legs and high-tailed it out of Dodge. What use is your yoga. Can yoga take the yellow belly out of you?”
“You know nothing about Sikhism”, retorted Guru Hunuman Singh Khalsa. “You are really ignorant. The duty of a Sikh is only to teach the technology of yoga peacefully to his disciples so that they can liberate themselves. There is no duty to fight wars, engage in violence or take care of the whole world as it were. The world is maya, it is best to withdraw from it. That is why we live in ashrams. Violence can never be justified. Ever. Which wars did Guru Nanak fight anyways. Once enough people master Kundalini Yoga, the world will automatically change. Keep on talking like this and you will find out that Sikh terrorists are a very nasty lot. You will learn when they come after you; but it will be too late then”. Then as an afterthought he added in a very low tone, “If I was you, I would keep my mouth shut here; there are rumors that Sikh terrorists are in Rishikish. ”
Zorawar Singh laughed. “Your yellow stripes are showing again. What terrorists? You remind me of that little bedwetter Purbia Singh Khalsa. He wet his socks when a lady from the Babbar Khalsa International phoned him up to inquire on how his tantric sexual Kundalini yoga lessons were progressing”.
“No, I am serious, the Babbar Khalsa International is here. There is heavy police security all around. Don’t you see the police with sub-machineguns at every crossing? I heard that the Police had caught a few of them and are torturing them. I really hope that they teach these dogs a lesson. We are lucky that the Indian Government is providing such heavy security for us”, Guru Hunuman Singh answered in a trembling voice. And then as an after thought he added: “We all got a message from Esponala, telling us to be very careful”.
“Common, don’t be such a big coward. I can hear your heart going thumpty-thump. So what? a true Sikh is never afraid of anything and true Sikhs do not consider that there is any difference between life and death. ”
“You are such a fool. Thats all theory. Come down to the real world. Everybody in the world is afraid to die and everybody wants to live. That is reality. You were a fool and you you will always be a fool”, Guru Hunuman answered in an unsteady voice.
“Babbar Khalsa? aren’t they the guys that got freedom for India. How can they be terrorists? The English hanged 1592 terrorists during the war for freedom here and out that number 1572 were Sikhs”, Anyways, I don’t care, I am a real Sikh now. I laugh at death.
“You were always a goddamn Hillbilly and you always will be. I’ll never figure out how you got a membership to 3H0″, Guru Humuman Singh Khalsa retorted.
“Just like you pal, the femmes gave it to me honoris causa. For being a great servitor of the female race. Just like you!”, laughed Zorawar Singh.
“You are trash and garbage”, Guru Hunuman Singh said with rising anger in his voice.
“Actually the Lord Of The Falcons (“Baaj Guru”) said: “If you want to play the game of love then place your head in your hands and step unto my lane. The Lord Of The Falcons also said: O’ Lord grant me this one boon, that I may die in mighty strife on the battlefield”. Guru Gobind Singh never said: O’ Lord grant me this one boon that I may die giving Kundalini Yoga lessons. Is not what Guru Gobind Singh asserted part of the Creed? Why do you merchants of false spirituality shy away from the essence of Sikhism. If you want to follow the creed truly, then you must believe that there is no difference between life and death except for a transformation. You cowards make me sick in the pit of my stomach. You are the merchants of Multan who were slaughtered by Babur. He could not stand the sight of you. You are destroying something very beautiful. Not only do you jackasses not get it, you are milking the Religion for all that it is worth. Money is what turns your crank, buddy. You all are very, very sick people. All your false pretense of love. All your Satnaam! Satnaam! If you call yourself a Khalsa then at least have the courage to use the proper greeting of the Khalsa; Wahe Guruji Ka Khalsa! Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh! ( The Khalsa belongs to God, The Victory belongs to God!). . This is the real greeting, not Satnaam . It is a war cry on the battlefield. You are fooling nobody. We understand everything. What a pack of fakesters! Love was when Sahibzadeh Ajit Singh and Fateh Singh laid their lives down at the alter of the Sikhi of Slave Nanak at the ages of fifteen and seventeen . Love was when the Princes Jujhar Singh and Zorawar Singh elected to be bricked into a wall alive rather than submit to Islam; at the ages of nine and seven. Love was when Guru Gobind Singh sacrified his entire family at the alter of the the Religion of Slave Nanak. Nobody of this divine religion did Yoga, Kundalini Yoga or Tantra until you jackasses miscegnated the race.
“I don’t want to listen anymore to this. I am here to enjoy myself and vibrate with the Universe”, Guru Hunuman Singh Khalsa replied, his voice quavering.
“You want to vibrate with the Universe in this filthy hole! It does not even have proper sewage! Well let this hillbilly give you a history lesson”, Zorawar Singh replied.
“I’m not interested in your stupid histories. Who cares for history. Only you! The world has moved beyond your stupid history lessons. Grow up, you ignorant hillbilly. Guru Yogi Bhajan has given us a perfect science of liberation. It’s called the Science of Kundalini Yoga. It is the Kriya of Liberation and it is the very core of Sikhism. Guru Nanak gave this secret knowledge to his son Sri Chand and we are very lucky that Guru Yogi Bhajan received this secret knowledge after so many centuries”,
Yonder and up the hill the Maha Devi Temple was visible. Guru Hanuman Singh Khalsa joined his hands and bowed in reverence
“You got me riled up and I’m insisting”, persisted Zorawar Singh.
“Maan Singh was an Afghan Sikh who lived in faraway Kandahar in Afghanistan. He was married to a faithful and pious wife and he was blessed with a very beautiful young daughter. But despite this, Maan Singh was not a particularly devoted family man and he wasn’t a particularly good Sikh. He liked women far too much and he liked to drink everyday of the week. Vices plain and simple; but he would never tire of consoling himself that he was a devoted Sikh. And so the days rolled on for Maan Singh.
Then one day fate moved it’s mighty hand and Maan Singh’s little world fell apart. A messenger arrived in his tiny village on horseback with news that Guru Gobind Singh was being besieged at the Castle of Anandpur Sahib and that the Guru was enjoining all Sikhs to hasten to The Punjab to confront the enemy. The circumstances of the Sikh Nation were extreme and dire, the messenger explained. Mann Singh immediately decided to come to the aid of the Guru and The Quom (The Sikh Race and Nation). He bid farewell to his wife and daughter the very same day, and mounting on his stallion, embarked on the journey to Anandpur Sahib eighteen hundred long miles away. That was love! Maan Singh never returned home. He never returned to see his wife and daughter. What happened to him is unknown. He was probably swept away in the great carnage of the time as the Sikh nation fought desperately to avoid annihilation.
Now this is a true story and it shows you the devotion of real Sikhs. Unlike you fakes, Maan Singh never tried to destroy the Sikh Faith. This religion of Slave Nanak has been sustained by martyrs like Maan Singh under the most oppressive and dire circumstances imaginable. The pillars along The Path (‘Sikh Nation, Panth”) are the martyrs who have sacrificed their lives in the cause of the religion of Slave Nanak. Not a single one of them was a yogi. Until you fakesters lay your lives down in the cause of this religion, you have no right to preach Sikhism to anybody or call yourself Khalsa.
You people are unproven, rootless and bereft of history. It is well marked that you have no respect for the martyrs of this noble faith. I feel sorry for the lot of you, living meaningless and empty lives practising Kundalini Yoga and other twisted rituals; using religion to scam people, milking the Sikh religion so that you can put food in your bellies. You all have never experienced love; that’s why you keep on looking in all the wrong places for it, desperately trying to convince yourself that you have found it. You just don’t get it. You never will! You really think that you can play the game of love by preaching your soulless mind numbing Kundalini Yoga. You make no sense at all!”.
There was silence.
End Of Act I
Any resemblance to a living Sikh is completely unintentional; this is a work of fiction.
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